Archive for the EA_jar Category
i’m gonna shoot you in the face
Posted in EA_jar, aug 2006_jar, boxart_jar, godfather_jar, ps3_jar on July 11, 2008 by jarosh
triggered by screenshots for a new tiger woods game that were eerily reminiscent of a certain other ea game in their utter shittyness.
can i see your ID, please
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, aug 2006_jar, ps3_jar, wii_jar on July 11, 2008 by jaroshneed for speed carbon ad:
fixed ad:
the godfather meets we love football
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, apr 2006_jar, godfather_jar, ps3_jar on July 7, 2008 by jaroshboth of them have one or more feet missing. that’s the joke. i just ruined it.
the godfather decisions
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, godfather_jar, mar 2006_jar, ps3_jar on July 7, 2008 by jarosha screenshot posted on gaf at the time of its release showed off the godfather’s groundbreaking decision making mechanic. this was incentive enough for me to create a bunch of photoshops around this… uh… feature.
^ that was a stupid in-joke about some gaffer
the godfather screenshots spawn speculation about possible storyline
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, feb 2006_jar, godfather_jar, ps3_jar on July 6, 2008 by jarosh
godfather: accomplished
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, godfather_jar, jan 2006_jar, ps3_jar on July 6, 2008 by jaroshbizarre, low-res textures, no lighting, choking people to death in the middle of the street: the godfather game in a nutshell.
godfather: missing wheels found
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, godfather_jar, jan 2006_jar, ps3_jar on July 6, 2008 by jarosh
the godfather and the missing wheels
Posted in 360_jar, EA_jar, godfather_jar, jan 2006_jar, ps3_jar on July 6, 2008 by jaroshthe godfather was one of the first next-gen games announced. they put all kinds of fancy renders in a magazine and promised it would look EXACTLY LIKE THAT. we were young and stupid, we didn’t know anything about bullshots yet; we believed them.
and so this is what we ended up with. no one really knows what went wrong. but i think it’s safe to say that this was ALL EA’S FAULT. bunch of cunts.
